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Our rise from average underachieving college students who enjoy an honest drink (or fifteen) from time to time into international t-shirt moguls has been rapid and, some would say, meteoric. We have always enjoyed adding our own humorous color to all things pop culture or any of the peculiar subtleties of day-to-day life. We have now found a way through this site to share that unique perspective and humor with the world, one t-shirt at a time. Once we have sold 2,348,507,774 t-shirts, we plan to buy a whole slew of military weapons off the black market in order to implement our life goal of world domination, but until then we will be happy just to be peddling t-shirts to you.
If you like any of our designs, then we like you right back, you sexy beast. We like to stay in touch with everybody, and we’re pretty active on both Facebook and Myspace. Go add us as a friend on one of them to stay apprised of any upcoming promotions, new t-shirt designs, and other way cool insider info. I mean, if nothing else, you will at least add one more number to your friend total, and all of your friends will get to see how much more popular you are than them. And let’s face it, that’s really why you’re on Facebook and/or Myspace anyway.
And if you like our shirts, be sure to send us a picture of yourself sporting your authentic Buff Tees t-shirt, and we’ll put it up on the site. Just try to keep it relatively G-rated and in good taste. I know it says “Party in the buff,” but don’t take that too literally…especially if you’re really busted. Even our lonely peon-like intern screeners don’t need to be scarred for life with those kinds of images.
So go forth. Enjoy the site. Buy some shirts. Wear them to parties. And then leave them in a crumpled heap on a floor after your fourth kegstand of the night as you forge ahead to
Party in the buff.